Joke #8485

Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car. "235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"
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Why should you never let a blonde take a tea or coffee break? "It's too hard to re-train them."
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What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she couldn't afford a personalized license plate? A: She changed her name to JKM345.
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How do you know when a blonde has a brain fart? Her ears flap.
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Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building? They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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Q: What do blondes and railroad tracks have in common? A: They've both been laid all over America.
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Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
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