Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she was offered a position at the UN?
A: Would that be a "missionary position?"
how come blondes don't wear tampons?
so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke.
If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer.
A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though.
One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
A blonde was sitting in economy class... on a flight from Seattle to Chicago.
How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.