Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold?
A: Sits around a candle
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Lights it
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
Which one has the biggest tits?
The blonde....she's 18.
What does a blonde say after having sex?
What team do you guys play for?
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car.
She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.