Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said, "DON'T WALK."
Why did the blonde burn her ear?
The phone rang while she was ironing!
What does a blonde in a supermarket bending over?
Looking for low prices!
The most beautiful blonde woman you've ever seen walks into the drugstore.
She walks to the pharmacy and asks if they sell Extra-Large condoms, the cashier says yes and points her down aisle 11.
About 30 minutes go by and the pharmacist notices that the blonde is still looking at the condoms.
He decides to see if she needs any help.
He says, "Did you find the extra large condoms?"
She responds, "Yes, now I'm just waiting for someone to buy some."
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth.
One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement.
He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.
The blonde giggled and replied, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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