A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts.
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
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How is a blond with makeup called?
Simpleminded picture.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What do Barbie and Paris Hilton have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent.
At the table, the girl needs to have a fart.
After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell...
The father-in-law says: Rex...!
Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes.
After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry:
Rex, be careful...
With a very big relief, the girl farts again.
Father-in-law says:
Rex!
Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
How do you confuse a blonde?
You don’t, they’re born that way!
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?
She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Two blondes were shopping at the mall.
When they were done, they went out to their car, an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car.
So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started fiddling with the lock.
The other blonde looked up at the sky, became very worried, and pleaded, "Hurry, hurry! It's going to rain and we left the top down!"