A blonde comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts.
‘How can I get to the other side?’
The other blonde looks around then shouts back, ‘You are on the other side!’
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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra?
‘Thanks for the refill.’
Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised?
Her husband was a blonde too!
How can you tell if a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Q: What is a blondes' reaction to hearing "drinks are on the house".
A: Where's the stairs.
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience.
Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.
Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her.
She finds herself barely able to hang on.
The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden...
Frank, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor askes her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."
"The bastard called again"