What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
What can save a dying blonde? Hair transplants.
Q: Why did the blonde take more than one pregnancy test? A: Because she slept with more than one guy.
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q. Why do blondes have legs? A1. So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3. So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert. A genie appears and gives each of them one wish. The redhead says " I wish I could fly" and flys away. The brunette says "I wish I was home" and teleports home. The blonde steps up, sighs, and says " I wish my friends were back.
A blonde comes to a doctor and complains: Doc, please help: when I touch my head - it hurts, when I touch my belly - it hurts, when I touch my leg - it hurts... I know what has happened to you. And what? You've broken your finger.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
Q: Why did the blond layout on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? A: She wanted to get a dark tan.