Joke #4565

What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
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A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A group of blondes was going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day, I am going to dial 911 and call the cops!"
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, blonde, cop, travel
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help. "What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me." "Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow." She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you doing." they ask her. So she replies "Hanging myself." The men are confused and asked "If you are hanging youself, you put the rope around your neck." The blond says "Duh....I tried that, I couldn't breath."
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has 74.54 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 59.66 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde