Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
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Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
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She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
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