Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar? A: A jar of mayonnaise.
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion? "Ask your sister" "I don't have a..."
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?