Joke #11020

Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire? Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Vote: has 35.87 % from 44 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, food, god, priest
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Vote: has 54.15 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can take bubble baths.
Vote: has 66.69 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
And these kids do not deserve a present from me, because they have not been eating well this year, - said Santa Claus, flying over the starving kids in Sudan.
Vote: has 29.43 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven. And everyone who goes to heaven has to work. God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies. Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out. For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired. As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
Vote: has 31.45 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: baby, black humor, car, death, heaven
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
Vote: has 53.07 % from 41 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay until his business fell off.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, business, health
A school in the United States is on fire. One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them. After half of an hour the upper fireman asks: Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids? Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
Vote: has 56.51 % from 94 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Vote: has 86.56 % from 252 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor