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Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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The best thing about Alzheimer's Disease is that you get to meet so many new people.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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A Georgian man sits in the dock at the court, with his neck bended down.
The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
"Sir, why don't you look to my eyes when you talk to me?"
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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