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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Funeral jokes are the best - they never die...
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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How did the tugboat get AIDS?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store.
I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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