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They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated.
Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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