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How do you prepare a dead baby for Valentine's Day?
You shove a box of chocolates down his throat and a bouquet of roses up his ass.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
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Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff.
The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
Bad News: There were three empty seats.
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