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Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
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When you were in the gang then, you just had to look cool, just walk around and look like you were tough.
Someone started talking about fighting -- 'No, man, I've got to go home.'
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The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
I wish I could see things from your point of view, unfortunately I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth?
With a blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
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Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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