I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’?
About three inches.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Q: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%?
A: Her wedding cake.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Long time ago, in the land of Persia there lived a powerful king and his beautiful queen.
The queen was so gorgeous that the king's ministers were obsessed and craving to seduce her.
One day, the king got an invitation to visit the King of Ethiopia and left behind his queen and his kingdom.
Before leaving, he asked his three ministers to take good care of his queen and all his affairs during his absence.
All three pronounced their loyalty.
That night, when the queen was deep asleep the king placed a sharp blade inside her because he didn't trust his three ministers.
The following week, the king returned and summoned his three ministers to the palace.
He ordered all three to strip. To the king's surprise, two of them were penisless and the third was fine.
The two unfaithful ministers were immediately executed.
The king praised the third minister for his loyalty and asked him what he wished.
"Aaaah, aaaaaaaaah," he replied.