I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped.
Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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"What'ya have?"
I said: "Suprise me."
He did, He showed me a naked picture of my wife.
I said: "Hey, who said you could mess around with my wife?"
"Everyone did" he replied..."
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
16 and Pregnant.
15 and Fucking.
14 and Sucking.
13 and Licking.
12 and Fingering.
11 and Touching.
9 and Kissing.
8 and Wondering.
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Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common?
A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
Girl: I get horny everytime I hear something sexual, it's weird I know, but anyway, what's your name?
Me: Sir BJ Anal The 69th.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’
‘Feelling randy?’ asks the other.
‘No,’ says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’
Woman, ‘You might be.
Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.