I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.