What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move.
She: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
There are three moms.
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed.
I cannot believe she smokes weed"
They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse.
I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her.
Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse.
I just cannot believe she has a penis"
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’
Rodney Dangerfield
- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"?
- "No, I had sex in high school."
Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.