Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says.
"What? There's no such thing," she replied.
"No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'"
A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom.
A few minutes later she comes out.
"Wow, that was great!" She says.
She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store.
On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo.
Well she's really enjoying herself.
The car is swerving and she rolls through a red.
She ends up getting pulled over by a cop.
After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story.
She explains about the magic dildo and the shop.
The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
Q: How is spinach like anal sex?
A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in?
But what about when two dogs have sex?
That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex?
That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.