Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.