Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
