Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo momma's so fat...
Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
