Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
