Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.