Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
