Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo momma so poor...
She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
