Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Your momma so fat...
When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo Mama so old...
She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
