Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
