Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.