Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo Momma is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
