Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Your momma so fat...
Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.
We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
