Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Two men were talking:
First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?"
Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
