Joke #4454

Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.