Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
