Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.