Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.