Joke #4456

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.