Joke #4456

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she filled up the whole room.

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!