Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.