Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.