Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.