Joke #8881

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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