Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."