Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.