Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.