Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"