Joke #8881

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.