Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!