Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.