Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.