Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.