Joke #2911

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.