Joke #2911

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.