Joke #2911

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!