Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!;)
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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TEACHER: Why would you paint something black?
STUDENT: So it runs faster.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present.
Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar.
But one kid got only a pair of socks.
A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid:
LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively.
"So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her:
"The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go up there and tell him off.
Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident.
"Douchebag!" the father yells.
A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son.
"Your father just said a bad word," he says.
"I was angry at that driver, but that was no excuse for what I said. It was wrong. But just because I said it, it doesn’t make it right, and I don’t ever want to hear you saying it. Is that clear?"
His son looks at him and says: "Too late, douchebag."