I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common?
They both shower after three periods!
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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A hitchhiker walks down the road. Unfortunately, he has the runs and has to stop every 15 minutes.
A truck driver stops and offers a ride, but warns him that he won't stop for anything.
About 10 minutes on the road, the hitchhiker begs the truck driver to stop, and the driver tells him, "Stick your butt out the window if you have to go so bad."
The hitchhiker sticks his butt out the window and lets loose.
Unfortunately, he doesn't notice the two guys walking on the roadside.
Sprayed with feces, the first guy wipes his face and says, "What are them truckers chewing these days?"
The second guy wipes his face and says, "I don't know, but did you see the lips on that guy?"
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
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