I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Three men walk into a bar.
The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down.
When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
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