Joke #5251

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.

Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.