Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"