Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!