Joke #5251

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Yo mamma so stupid she put her iPhone in the blender and thought it would turn into apple juice.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.