Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands.
‘Tell me,’ says one.
‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’
‘No,’ says the other.
‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age?
A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal?
A: Due.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex?
A: Gladiator.
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.
What’s the sex?
The sex in a disease.
You always get in bed because of it.
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos"
So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos"
Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said
"Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!