Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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A: Good year.
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Do you want to come?
Of course! How many people are coming?
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"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag?
I said No, she's not that ugly.
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"Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business.
One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air."
The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.