Joke #4517

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Vote:
has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Vote:
has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Vote:
has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Vote:
has 75.02 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
Vote:
has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Vote:
has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: old people, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Vote:
has 81.21 % from 4026 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, insulting, Yo mama