Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.