Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.