Joke #4517

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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