Joke #4517

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.