Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.