Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.