Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.