Joke #4517
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Yo momma's so fat...
To her light food means under 4 Tons.
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Yo mama Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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Yo mama Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
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Yo mama Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself.
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When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
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Yo mama Yo momma's so fat...
The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Yo mama What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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Yo mama Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
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Vote: Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.
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