Joke #4517

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."

Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.