Joke #4517

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.

Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.