Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!