Joke #8967

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.