Joke #8967

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Vote: has 76.75 % from 153 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Vote: has 24.44 % from 138 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 74.72 % from 259 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Vote: has 69.39 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Vote: has 79.27 % from 646 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Vote: has 82.97 % from 1773 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Vote: has 54.87 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, phone, Yo mama