Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.