Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.