Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!