Joke #8967

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.