Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!