Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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