Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat when she looks in the mirror the mirror said: "oh no get out the way."
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.