Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."