Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.