Joke #9583

Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.