Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!