What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…? A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A: The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
A brunnette and a red haid were riding in the front of a pickup truck the blonde was in the back. The truck crashed into the lake and the redhead and the brunnette made it to shore quickly but it took the blonde ten min. They asked when she got there, "What took so long"? The blonde replied, " I had to get the tailgate open".
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!
How do blondes pierce their ears? They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. She asks the clerk if they have any new and different cards — something unusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day — “Happy Birthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.” The blonde replied, “How cool! I’ll take the whole box!”
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back