What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
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A blonde has sharp pains in her side.
The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?
Their knees.
Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land.
When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says "Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.