Joke #2943

A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells off the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter. "I'm here for the paint job," she said. "Alright," said the man. "Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house." The blonde immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coat. After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, "I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of paint! By the way, that isn't a Porsche out back. It's a new BMW.

Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by? The first one said, "I wonder whether she's a natural blonde or a bleached blonde." Her friend said, "She's a suicide blonde." The other said, "Suicide blonde? What's that?" The friend said, "Dyed by her own hand!"

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How long are your flights from America to England?" The woman on the other end of the phone says, "Just a minute..." The blonde says, "Thanks!" and hangs up the phone.

Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: How many blonde jokes are there? A: One. The rest are all true stories.

Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Don't tell her to swallow.

Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles? Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

Why was the Blonde's bellybutton bruised? Her husband was a blonde too!

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She fell in the sink.