It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in. And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!" And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? There have been sightings of Bigfoot.
When you think that you are looking at Chuck Norris' picture, think again... he's looking at you.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office. "I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!" "Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?" "I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore." "Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too." "Oh, my God!" she exclaims. "It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet." The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun." The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back. The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun." The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
She is so blonde, she thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
A blonde was on her way to Disneyland, but she went home when she saw a sign saying ‘Disneyland Left’.