The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.
One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time.
In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he d continue searching for a while.
Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him.
"However did you find him?" asked Father Skunk.
"In-stinct," replied Out.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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