Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing?
A: Because he's a little hoarse.
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a drum kit.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.
The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"
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What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Q: Why do hippos have to have sex in water?
A: Ever try to keep two tons of pussy wet?
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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