Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Once there were three turtles.
One day they decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back.
A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches."
Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
Q: Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested?
A: Charged With Battery.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Q: Why do fish live in to the salt water?
A: For the reason that pepper makes them sneeze!
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.