Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers!
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Baby Rabbit: "Mommy, where did I come from?"
Mother Rabbit: "I ll tell you when you re older."
Baby Rabbit: "Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now."
Mother Rabbit: "If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat."
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?"
"I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!"
"Help me please, please help!"
How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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