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Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic.But let me ask you a question first." "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" "Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea." "Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater? A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer.
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Q: What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? A: Boo-bees.
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