Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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What did the vagina say to the penis.
So do you cum here often.
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Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
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A: Good year.
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class.
Everybody writes except little John.
The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing?
I’m exhausted because of sex.
That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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