Joke #4595

Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde

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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two. One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.66 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, phone, stupid
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I BET you $50 the man is going to jump.” The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50. The brunette says, “I can’t accept this MONEY. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, money
Q: What's the idea of a blonde of natural childbirth? A: No make-up.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, beauty, birthday, blonde
Q: What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing. "Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones." "No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde