Joke #4595

Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? They forget the recipe.
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What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
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One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher. "Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
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What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say? ‘Having a wonderful time. Where am I?’
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to get some money for petrol?
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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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What did the blonde say when she found out that she was pregnant? I hope it's not mine.
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Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde? A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
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Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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