Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions).
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Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A: Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
I wonder if it's mine.
Q. What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A. She picks up her purse and goes home.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds?
A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Two blondes wait at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the door.
One of the blondes leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"
The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."
The other blonde leans inside and asks, "How about ME?"
What would you do if a Blonde threw a hand grenade right at you?
"Just pull the pin and throw it back."
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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