Joke #4613

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.

Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.