Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.