Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.