Joke #4613

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.