Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.