Joke #4613

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.