Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!