Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.