Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.