Joke #5193

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.