Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.