Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama is so poor, rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.