Joke #8789

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.