Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!