Joke #8789

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.