Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.