Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Because it said concentrate.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store. The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second. When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"
Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A. She kept having affairs with men!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!