Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?
A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke.
She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her.
Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Chuck Norris Watches "the Nat.Geo. Specials" on Discovery Channel.
Did you hear about that blonde who ran into that biulding you would of thought she'd seen it.
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.
One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
There's this blonde out for a walk.
She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
"Hey" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You are already on the other side."