Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter".
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions... Officer: What's 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"
How is a blond with makeup called? Simpleminded picture.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch ’n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first? The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.
Q. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A. A blonde parade.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.