Joke #5750

Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her bra? ‘Thanks for the refill.’

Q. Why is it okay for dumb blonde's to catch cold? A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel. Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!

Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?  A: Put either of 'em in a car and they're fucked.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

Why do blondes like lightning? "They think someone is taking their picture."

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.

A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic. "Everything ok with your car now?" "Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies. "Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?" "Yeah, but he didn't. I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid!"