Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years."
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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.
She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
A: An IN-body experience!
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
Last year’s hide and seek champ.
A blonde's car breaks down.
A cop pulls up and inquires about the group of naked men standing next to her car.
The blonde says, "They're my emergency flashers."
A blonde walked up to a man and said, "Give me your wallet."
The man said, "Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said, "You're an idiot...there's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiot...here's no money in the wallet."