A man and woman are lying in bed after a disappointing bout of sex.
‘You’ve got a very small organ,’ says the woman.
The man replies, ‘Well I didn’t know I’d be playing in the Albert Hall.’
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He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey.
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I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’
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