Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
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A Help desk guy speaking to a lady user...
Help desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help desk: No... click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help desk: There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer... double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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