Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
Two computers in the same LAN chatting one night: PC1: I was having a nightmare last night, it was so horrible. PC2: Why, what did you dream about ? PC1: I was sleeping, dreaming 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 when all of a sudden a 2 popped up!
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.
A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?