The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.
The six front keys have rotted out.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.