Joke #5062

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air. The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!" The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.

Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.

Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.

The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.