Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers? She heard he was a cowpuncher-
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger? The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.