Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.
"You simpleton!" the officer barked.
"Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire company?"
"Yes sir," the solder answered apologetically.
"But, if I may say so, I did stand still when a flock of pigeons used me for target practice.
And I never moved a muscle when a large dog peed on my lower branches.
But when two squirrels ran up my pants leg and I heard the bigger say, "Let's eat one now and save the other until winter' - that did it!"
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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