Joke #4715

Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy." The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
Vote:
has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? A: He was having a bad hare day!
Vote:
has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: Why are fish so smart? A: Because they live in schools.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: animal
What kind of cars do rabbits drive? Hop rods.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Vote:
has 64.45 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
Vote:
has 64.33 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Vote:
has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
What is the definition of "moon"? The past tense of "moo"!
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
Vote:
has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
‘Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.’
Vote:
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal