How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags? A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: What animal could Noah not trust? A: Cheetah.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.