How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.
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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
The judge:
Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association?
The inculpated:
Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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What happens when you kiss a canary?
You get chirpes, it can't be tweeted because its a canarial disease.
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
