How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts.
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Grass class.
What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Because their horns don't work.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly.
So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."
Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.