Joke #4717

What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
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