What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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A: Bestiality
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.
A man runs over a cat.
The cat’s address is on its collar so the man goes to apologise to the owner.
He knocks on the door and a little old lady answers.
The man says, ‘I’m so sorry.
I’ve just run over your cat.
Can I replace it?’
‘I don’t know,’ replies the old lady.
‘How are you at catching mice?’
A man has a racehorse, never won a race.
Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning."
The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.
He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?"
The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger!
Beware of Dog’.
He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor.
‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper.
‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper.
‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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