Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Q: What comes before 8?
A: My school bus usually.
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day.
“How do you like your new teacher,” she asked.
“I don’t.
She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present.
But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
A father went to take his daughter from school.
While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!"
"With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her.
"Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?"
Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!"
Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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