Joke #4732

The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.

Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"

Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"

My husband told me to find him the best penis enlargement product. So I gave him a magnifying glass!

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Q: What do you call a Republican politician who hasn't been connected to a gay sex scandal? A: Due.

Two old men hobble into the pub. One says, ‘I’ve heard Guinness puts lead in your pencil. Shall we try some?’ ‘All right,’ says the other. ‘But, to be honest, I’ve got nobody to write to.’

Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"

A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"

Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!

Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.