An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? A: ‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Why do zebras have stripes? Because the spots where all over.
Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.