What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Look for gray hares.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked.
"Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
What do cows usually fly around in?
Helicowpters and Bulloons.
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome."
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Dogs believe they are human.
Cats believe they are God.
Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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