Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.