Joke #81

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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