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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?" "First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: "Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers". She replies: "Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?" To which he responds: "No, you've got bowel cancer."
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How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
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