Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
Gorgonzola!
Wait, it is not on yet.
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife.
He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water."
She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!"
He replied, "Thank God!"
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They're great with figures.
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Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman?
A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
My mate down the pub asked me last night "Why do you have so many sex noises saved to your phone?"
I said, "It's for sound effects during sex."
He asked, "Your wife a bit quiet in the sack?"
I replied, "No, I work in a morgue."
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’