Joke #4912

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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A salesmen rang a house doorbell and it was answered by a kid wearing a top hat, a purple cape, smoking a cigar and drinking a glass of white wine. The salesmen asked: "Are your parents home?" The kid replied: "What does it look like?"
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*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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